Bad Bunny Was Just Too Much for the Phony Piety Crowd

It’s becoming too difficult as of late to discern which of the right’s demographics is more stultifyingly obtuse, but then does it really matter?  They were so put out, so incensed about Bad Bunny being chosen to do the half time show at the Super Bowl in San Francisco one would have thought it was performed in the nude!  We’ve always been taught (at least, I was always taught) that America was a country of immigrants, that it was the very nature of our country as a “melting pot” that made us the great, culturally unique and exceptional country that we are today.  Not so, says the conservatives, “these people” (as they are frequently referred) aren’t Americans, they’re something else, something different, speaking their native tongues and dancing all funky up in your face like that!  One news source said that children shouldn’t see it, it’s disgusting!  Not like when ‘our people’ were coming from wherever ‘we’ came from, Italy, Ireland, Greece, wherever.  Bad Bunny was called everything on Faux ‘News’, and the rest of the conservative propaganda echo chamber; a non-American, Un-American, an immigrant (spoken with the usual measure of repugnance to be noted by the viewer) and many other things. Too bad that no one from the Bimbo Administration, where the larger your breasts are, the more important you are in the chain of command, knows that Puerto Rico is an American territory, not a state, as you can see from a quick Google search:

Puerto Rico is a U.S. territory, making its relationship with the U.S. unique: its people are U.S. citizens who can travel freely and serve in the military, but they cannot vote in U.S. presidential elections and have limited representation in Congress, creating a complex dynamic of shared citizenship with unequal political rights, with debates continuing over statehood, independence, or other statuses. 

Lastly, I would be remiss if I let this moment pass without noting who the imbecile in the Oval tried to replace Bad Bunny with, none other than ‘Kid’ Rock!  Kid Rock, and old guy trying to dress and act young enough to get the student discount at a movie theater (it ain’t working), but more important, another admirer of young women, too young, actually, as he says in his song that he was lip-syncing, if you didn’t catch the obvious Milli Vanilli of the moment:

Young ladies, young ladies

I like ‘em underage, see

Some say that’s statutory

But I say it’s mandatory…

How perfectly appropriate that the Fat Felon in Oval Office and his ‘Christian’ followers should come to choose a wannabe pedophile brother-in-arms! What could possibly underscore their love and devotion to the Pedophile in Chief than an old guy who thinks he’s still a kid, that actually sings about it?  

Talk about the “Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight”? This gang doesn’t get anything right. If only their breasts were brains, they’d probably cure cancer before lunch break.