Category: NFL

Jesus is Dead, Get Over It.

I have finally had it with the nonsense espoused by the conmen of religion.

So, again, for the umpteenth time in history, and in the face of yet another war in the middle east, and one which needn’t have been started by the pedophile protector in the oval office, we have to listen to the religious imbeciles spouting more nonsense about the return of Jesus, a Jew that was executed 2,000 years ago.  John Hagee, Ken Copeland, and many of the masters of the religious con game, are back to predicting that this war is the war, the one for which they’ve been literally praying for the last 2,000 years.  Yes, this con has been going on for that long; 2,000 years and counting and there are still those that swallow this crap up like it is the sweetest of nectar.  

But what is more disturbing to me is that there are members of the military, the United States military, that are now openly asserting that this is the war that begins the so-called Apocalypse described in Revelation.  Now normally I would not care if any member of the military believed this nonsense; that is their own business.  However, for any member of the military to declare to their subordinates, or to frame a war to be yet another in a long line a failed predictions of the return of a dead Jew from Palestine is beyond the pale.  Any such officer should be relieved of his command immediately and drummed out of the military forever. There is simply no room in the decision-making mechanisms or strategy developments of any military at war for such childish drivel.  To target and kill others, the exact opposite of the teachings of their supposed and imaginary savior, in the name of the return of an imaginary god, is one of the most immoral and misdirected actions I can imagine.  

Jesus is dead. He was executed by crucifixion by the Romans for sedition 2,000 years ago. He was not buried; he languished on the cross until his bones literally fell off the cross. Needless to say, he did not “resurrect” or return to life as the story was manufactured by his followers. He died and is no more, just like every person before and after him.  Get over it and, more important, stop using it to slaughter other people in some demented religious claims that have been made since the day Jesus died, all to no avail.

When this wars ends, if it ends, and there is no return of the dead Jesus, then Hagee, Copeland, and all their like, should be prosecuted and imprisoned with their Orange Jesus in the White House and his band of robber-thieves. 

TPUSA, ‘Kid’ Rock, and the Conservative Christian Pedophile Show!

Bad Bunny Was Just Too Much for the Phony Piety Crowd

It’s becoming too difficult as of late to discern which of the right’s demographics is more stultifyingly obtuse, but then does it really matter?  They were so put out, so incensed about Bad Bunny being chosen to do the half time show at the Super Bowl in San Francisco one would have thought it was performed in the nude!  We’ve always been taught (at least, I was always taught) that America was a country of immigrants, that it was the very nature of our country as a “melting pot” that made us the great, culturally unique and exceptional country that we are today.  Not so, says the conservatives, “these people” (as they are frequently referred) aren’t Americans, they’re something else, something different, speaking their native tongues and dancing all funky up in your face like that!  One news source said that children shouldn’t see it, it’s disgusting!  Not like when ‘our people’ were coming from wherever ‘we’ came from, Italy, Ireland, Greece, wherever.  Bad Bunny was called everything on Faux ‘News’, and the rest of the conservative propaganda echo chamber; a non-American, Un-American, an immigrant (spoken with the usual measure of repugnance to be noted by the viewer) and many other things. Too bad that no one from the Bimbo Administration, where the larger your breasts are, the more important you are in the chain of command, knows that Puerto Rico is an American territory, not a state, as you can see from a quick Google search:

Puerto Rico is a U.S. territory, making its relationship with the U.S. unique: its people are U.S. citizens who can travel freely and serve in the military, but they cannot vote in U.S. presidential elections and have limited representation in Congress, creating a complex dynamic of shared citizenship with unequal political rights, with debates continuing over statehood, independence, or other statuses. 

Lastly, I would be remiss if I let this moment pass without noting who the imbecile in the Oval tried to replace Bad Bunny with, none other than ‘Kid’ Rock!  Kid Rock, and old guy trying to dress and act young enough to get the student discount at a movie theater (it ain’t working), but more important, another admirer of young women, too young, actually, as he says in his song that he was lip-syncing, if you didn’t catch the obvious Milli Vanilli of the moment:

Young ladies, young ladies

I like ‘em underage, see

Some say that’s statutory

But I say it’s mandatory…

How perfectly appropriate that the Fat Felon in Oval Office and his ‘Christian’ followers should come to choose a wannabe pedophile brother-in-arms! What could possibly underscore their love and devotion to the Pedophile in Chief than an old guy who thinks he’s still a kid, that actually sings about it?  

Talk about the “Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight”? This gang doesn’t get anything right. If only their breasts were brains, they’d probably cure cancer before lunch break.